Er, apologies for the lack of, er, updates and things. I'm currently in San Diego, and will be moving on to New Zealand in fairly short order, so there's unlikely to be any updates for a while, although I'll try and do the occasional ah, blog-card when I can. Oh come on now, quit crying. I know it's going to be tough, but you can get through this. Be strong. I'll see you soon. ...

I'm not an artist. This is despite my best efforts. While I'm sure art is a skill you can improve, I'm equally sure that some people have little bits of their brain that contain artistic sense, and mine is missing. I've tried to draw, honestly, I have, I just can't. If I were to draw a picture of a person for you today it would ...

Is it me, or is there an extant market for a Dominatrix Yoga Instructor out there? Seriously. I mean, you've already got this incredibly fit woman telling you to get into and stay in various positions (the most common of which is Adho Mukha Svanasana- "face down dog"). If you get it wrong, she'll chasten you, and then come over and wrench you into the correct position, followed by: "That's good! ...

Many drunk people just waste their time completely, chewing the fat with their mates, playing pool, buggering about. Not I. I'm highly a productive drunkard: ...

Now, this is true: I've always been told, since I was about five, that falling objects with the same surface area (that is to say, discounting the effects of wind resistance on said object) accelerate at the same speed, regardless of their weight. I even remember once getting a Trivial Pursuit question wrong, because I thought that, obviously a heavier object should fall faster than a lighter ob ...

It's very, VERY rare that I see something on the web so funny that I have to actually cover my mouth and hold my nose to prevent myself from laughing out loud and having my colleagues realize I basically spend all day looking for funny shit on the web. All Star Wars computer geeks (ie- anyone reading this) must click here now and download this video. I almost crapped my daks. Ahem. I really ne ...

Right, I'm just popping off to Oslo for a bit, which means I have to break my 'blog every weekday' resolution that I've so far been doing fairly well at. But I'll be back next week with some hopefully amusing stories and photos. bing! ...