I would happily support Yet Another Hike in tube prices if, and only if... they used the money to hire James Earl Jones to replace the automated voice that tells you what station you're at. Just imagine how much perkier your day would be if every morning you got to hear Darth Vader's voice coming over the PA: "This.....is Great Portland Street." ...

"Charles and Camilla waited twenty years, baby. I think we should, too." ...

I wasn't particularly suprised when "Researchers" discovered that the region that inhibits impulsive behaviour is not completely formed until the age of 25. I'm still waiting for mine to kick in. After spending a few years looking thoughtfully at the dorsal-lateral prefrontal cortex, Dr Jay Giedd was inspired to say: We'd thought the highest levels of physical and brain maturity were reached by ...