Did I tell you, probably not, the girl who used to sit next to me at work, Shannon, a friend of hers from high school (so, right, here is the point that we're at: an old friend of a girl who used to sit next to me) is dating Moby, of blues-inspired electronica fame. Anyway, Shannon used to have all these reports about what the friend was up to, what fabulous parties she was going to with Moby and ...