I shuffle uncomfortably in my chair. I have stomach cramps, so I'm at the doctors. I woke up in the morning and my stomach hurt. I figured it was some kind of indigestion, which in itself is pretty rare. I'm just the sort of guy you'd expect to get indigestion, I eat too fast, I eat too much, I eat everything and anything. But I never actually get indigestion- I figure my stomach is just used to t ...