Croatia was fantastic, as you'd expect. Lots of beach, lots of reading, lots of drinking, lots of eating. Too much eating, in fact. I've stuck a few hundred photos here, should you care to peruse them. We also took a few videos (thanks, Adrian!), mainly of me jumping off of cliffs. They can be found: Here (horizontal for small cliffs) and Here (vertical for HUUUUGE cliffs) and for even mo ...

"Ah, how come whenever I want to print an A5 document with the colour printer, it comes out as A4?" "Uhm, I dunno, did you tell the printer to take paper from drawer three? "No." "Oh, okay, give that a try." "Do I have to do anything else? I mean, do I have to shrink it down or anything?" "Wait...have you actually specified that you want to print in A5?" "No. Do I have to do that?" "Are you ...

So, last week, my entire flat was stricken with a similar sort of of stomach-bug-like virus. At roughly the middle of the week, each of us dropped to the ground in varying degrees of severity, the symptoms mainly involving massive fluid loss from either end of the body. It's a good thing we have three toilets, let me tell you. As we all lay about the lounge, stricken, we attempted to parse togeth ...

I guess I just kind of assume all my friends are rational and intelligent and lovely people- it took the wind right out of me to discover that one had kind of slipped under the net: "...I also went to Auschwitz, that was, just...so incredible, you've got to go there." - Uhm, yeah, I will, I mean, it's not on 'my list' or anything, but, yeah, sure, I'll probably check it out at one point or ano ...