Why is the 99 called the 99?
The origin of the name '99' Ice Cream (also known as a 99 Flake) is unclear. One theory is that to ice-cream loving Italians, '99' means 'very special'.
Name a 5-letter middle-eastern country starting with S.
Syria is in the middle-east, sharing borders with Turkey, Iraq, Israel, Lebanon and Jordan. Cyprus lies off its Western coast. Syria's capital is Damascus.
Where is the Ice Bar?
The Ice Bar is at 29-33 Heddon Street, Mayfair, London W1B 4BL. Contact them on 08714745769. The temperature is kept at -5C and the fittings are ice.
Who 'gives away' the bride if the father is not present, and what is the title of this person?
The presentation of the bride, if not by the bride's father, is call the Bride's Escort. He/she should walk on the left of the bride.
What word would you use to describe a self-defining adjective?
AQA thinks you are referring to the word "Eponymous". Examples of this abound, usually album's titled after the band who wrote them er. Metallica's 'Metallica')
This isn't really the answer we were looking for, although admittedly it was a poorly-worded question. In the final analysis, the word sought was: a recursive definition
How many islands comprise the British Isles?
There are more than 6000 islands in the British isles. Some of the smallest inhabited are in Scotland. The second largest island is Ireland.
Dear God,
if Satan's number is 666, what is your number?
AQA thinks that God's number is probably 999 in most countries, except for the UK of course. For UK residents, AQA thinks it's 007, as he's all-important.
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I don't know why, but the way Ireland is described as being in the 'British' isles pisses me off a bit. It should be called the 'British and Irish Isles', imho.
Well perhaps your ancestors should have got off thier backsides and conquered Britain?
I'm kidding! What?!
funny answers
i love that it has a sense of humour!
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The British Isles are a geographic term and not a political term.
Irish tend to get pissed off at the word British, but it is a entirely correct term for the geographic area which includes Ireland. It's not correct to describe the political states in the area however.