I shuffle uncomfortably in my chair. I have stomach cramps, so I'm at the doctors. I woke up in the morning and my stomach hurt. I figured it was some kind of indigestion, which in itself is pretty rare. I'm just the sort of guy you'd expect to get indigestion, I eat too fast, I eat too much, I eat everything and anything. But I never actually get indigestion- I figure my stomach is just used to t ...

Yes, it's been a long timetime, and I really should not have left you, without a dope beat to step to. But that's alright! Because we're back with another hour of good tunes, hosted (badly) by me, this time with special guest hosts Grande Cobra and special guest producer Franzor. Had loads of fun last night putting it together, and now I'm super-excited that you all get to hear it- I hope you like ...

Heyo, there'll be another destruct\hour uploaded in a few minutes, but I thought I might take a quick moment to mention, if I didn't make it sufficiently clear previously, that you can now subscribe to the show through iTunes...which means that whenever there's a new show, it'll download right into your podcast directory (and then to your pod, assuming you've set your synch options to do so). And ...

Yes, it's true, that was me you saw in the Goo-ardian this weekend (er, if the photo* and the name didn't tip you off), you may now stop texting me (although I must say I'm impressed by how many of you read your weekend Guardian, well done). If you missed it, I'm reposting the entire article below (which was oddly laid-out so you may experience temporary confusion as to what section you're in- it ...

This is brilliant. I am, as you all must know by now, a huge fan of AQA, the number that returns you the answer to any question you text it. Well, some genius (no doubt a fan of Join Me!) at AQA has now expanded the service to include 'Quests', that is, you text the word 'quest' to AQA and they'll send back a quest for you to complete. Send details of your location, resources and friends with you ...

Anyone who's ever seen me squeal with delight when the DVD player display hits 01:23:45 in a movie or scream in frustration when the ticker on 24 fails to display 12:34:56 (which is, like, every series, grrr) will understand just a fraction of the joy I am experiencing at the knowledge that at this exact moment in time, for one of only two seconds in the last century, we are experiencing the majes ...