"Ah, how come whenever I want to print an A5 document with the colour printer, it comes out as A4?"
"Uhm, I dunno, did you tell the printer to take paper from drawer three?
"No."
"Oh, okay, give that a try."
"Do I have to do anything else? I mean, do I have to shrink it down or anything?"
"Wait...have you actually specified that you want to print in A5?"
"No. Do I have to do that?"
"Are you actually asking me if you need to tell the printer you're printing in A5 in order to make it print in A5?"
"Do I?"
"No- I'm sure if you just send happy thoughts to the printer, it will read your mind and print in whatever size you're thinking of."
"Really?"
"No! Gah!"
In other news, my boss seriously asked me to make sure the DVD was rewound the other day. The mind boggles.
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