This isn't (for the first time ever!) an AQA that I've sent myself (really! I got it off their website), but it was so funny I just wanted to share it with y'all.
why do i want to have sex with donkeys?am i some sort of pervert?
From: AQA (63336)
It is normal to be sexually attracted to donkeys, but only if you are a donkey yourself - in which case AQA is impressed by your ability to send texts.
This is a 
yes ? must have been difficult with those hooves of yours