Adrian, Craig & I (we're arranged alphabetically, AND by height). We're not quite as gay as we appear here.
Okay, I can't really back that up. Wait: here's a picture of me and a bevy of beautiful women (all of whom slept with me shortly after this photo was taken*). That should do the trick.
all photos courtesy of the sdc, there should be a full set up on there eventually
* may contain untruths
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I appear to be stabbing Adrian in the ear. This wasn't the case.
Again: Whenever I smile, it like, auto-generates loads of chins. Is there a cosmetic surgery that can prevent this?
That first photo is disturbing on many levels.
The second photo is disturbing principally for the scary bloke in the foreground, I suggest he is removed (where's my PhotoShop?) and for the fact that the girl on the right appears to be holding a black... I dunno... boob warmer???
blimey... was not expecting that thoroughly captivating display of masculinity. adrian is performing an especially effective bicep flex i see.
may i ask why you are in purple?
The wierd thing is: I kind of look like I have been photoshopped into the second photo. This isn't true. That'd be CRAZY!
I'm wearing purple because I was worried that, hanging out with a bunch of mostly naked, bicep-flexing men in togas, 'the ladies' might think I was a bit 'light in the loafers'. So I picked the most strapping, manly, heterosexual colour I could find, to counter this impression.
I was not flexing a bicep at all. I would have if I had thought about it, but I didn't.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry.
You're not sorry at all.
Holy cow! That first photo frightened the hell out of me. Interesting nipple 'accentuation', by the way ;)
When Adrian flexes his biceps, they take up, like, the whole screen.