Some people leave no path behind them in this world. Some people think punching out a few sprogs will do the trick. Other people make albums or write novels or leave a mile-long trail of shotgunned dead. My legacy is secure, however, because I've done this:
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Your genius indeed knows no bounds, my learned friend. What belt are you in the ancient oriental art of knifey-spooney? I reckon you must be a black belt, perhaps 2nd or 3rd dan. Dan! Geddit?! 2nd DAN.
Dan.
Omega Dan!
See what I did there? It's hilarious!
I'm not sure you've used the right fork there though.
Forkin' `ell.
Wow! That's incredible! Was any glue involved? Or did you 'use The Forks'?