Two seconds in my brain (Sainsbury's)

Brilliant. That's the best post ever. Must have taken you ages to do.

And so descriptive of how my brain fails me regularly.

I agree. Pure Genius that one. Had me laughing out loud, much to my embarrasment as I'm in work. Then I showed it to the other people in the room and they understood I wasn't in fact, demented.

But really, two seconds? You need to chill out the brain dude. A walk in the frozen food aisle while shopping should sort it out.

It's like, art, or something.

Took about 20 mins to make- I still had time to get to Camden for a Chilli Cheesesteak sandwich and back again before my lunch break ran out.

As for the actual event, could have been two seconds, could have been two minutes. But it's almost constantly like that, and it can get quite annoying sometimes.

Thanks for the nice comments, though- I must admit I feared it might be derided as incredible crap when I was putting it together. Still, nice to do a post that isn't just plain text.

How did you make it? Looks like a lot of printing.

It's a heavily guarded secret that in no way involves blu-tacking chopped up bits of paper together.

some day when you're rich and famous that pile of chopped-up pieces of paper and blu-tak will be worth millions on Ebay. Well, thousands. Maybe hundreds. Ok I'll give you fifty pence. No?

I think I'm as rich and famous as I'm likely to get, but even so I can still probably sell it on eBay for ten or twenty squid. I could say that kurt cobain sneered at it once!

That's ace, you should definitely sell it.