I would happily support Yet Another Hike in tube prices if, and only if... they used the money to hire James Earl Jones to replace the automated voice that tells you what station you're at.
Just imagine how much perkier your day would be if every morning you got to hear Darth Vader's voice coming over the PA:
"This.....is Great Portland Street."

"Luke .... mind the doors you idiot son."
Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen would also be adequate choices, if they had to operate on a budget.
So long as it's not Lloyd Grossman.
It really freaks me out when he starts talking in the lifts at Covent Garden.
I found his excitement about the London Transport Museum to be forced and insincere after the fifth hearing.
-The Tube is with you young passenger, but you are not on time yet.
-There will be no delays to stop us this time.
-The Conductor is not as forgiving as I am.
-Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to arrive on time is insignificant next to the power of the DLR.
-Don't fail me again, Transport For London.
-I am altering the fares. Pray I don't alter them any further.
-Hmph. Engineering works. Heh. Signal Failure. Heh. A commuter craves not these things.